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Eight reasons the FBI probably isn’t watching you:
8. Updating your cat’s Facebook page while at work isn’t a white-collar crime.
7. Your Indian gaming casino/payday lender/daycare center is completely legit.
6. Working undercover at Subway for your boss at Blimpie’s isn’t counterespionage.
5. They don’t investigate moonshiners anymore. Home brewers, however …
4. Trading Kostizi deals for LivingSocial deals isn’t money laundering.
3. Even you don’t know where you dumped that Russian escort’s body.
2. Fixing drink prices doesn’t violate any anti-trust laws … right?
1. You’re really not all that interesting. Sorry.
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