Orrin Hatch Forever 

Eight potential campaign slogans for Orrin Hatch, running for his seventh U.S. Senate term in 2012.

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge art13119widea.jpg
Eight potential campaign slogans for Orrin Hatch, running for his seventh U.S. Senate term in 2012:

8. “Are you better off now than you were 35 years ago?”

7. “Building a bridge to the 18th century”

6. “Yes we can. Right after the early-bird special.”

5. “Fighting for the life-sustaining virgin blood of your children since 1977”

4. “Clarification: Orrin Hatch does not feed on children. As far as you know.”

3. “A solid foundation for a solid future and a solid stool”

2. “A whole year younger than that Bob Bennett geezer”

1. “Republican. Mormon. Incumbent. Understood?”

Pin It
Favorite

Speaking of The Ocho

  • Get a Job!

    8 red-flag phrases in local Craigslist job listings
    • May 7, 2014
  • Drinko de Mayo

    8 gringo drink specials to avoid on Cinco de Mayo
    • Apr 30, 2014
  • Utah ... Man?

    8 proposed "inclusive" lyric changes to the University of Utah's fight song
    • Apr 9, 2014
  • More »

More by Bill Frost

  • #UpYrTrump

    Eight hashtags to follow on Inauguration Day for President Donald Trump:
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Double-Down Clown

    Baskets is still weird and wonderful; Beaches ... why?
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • Dinner Pests

    My Kitchen Rules is half-baked; Homeland and Teachers return.
    • Jan 11, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • #UpYrTrump

    Eight hashtags to follow on Inauguration Day for President Donald Trump:
    • Jan 18, 2017
  • The Porn Identity

    Eight adult films that triggered Utah Sen. Todd Weiler to sue for damages:
    • Jan 11, 2017
  • Get Pumped, Bro!

    Eight gyms for semi-committed New Year’s Resolutioners in 2017
    • Jan 4, 2017
  • More »

Comments (3)

Showing 1-3 of 3

Add a comment

 
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-3 of 3

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • SLC FYI

    8 facts and tips for first-timers visiting Salt Lake City
    • Jul 15, 2015
  • WhiskeyPete Was Here

    8 other suspected "secret" online pseudonyms used by Mayor Ralph Becker's spokesman besides "WhiskeyPete" on The Salt Lake Tribune's website
    • Aug 5, 2015

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation