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Eight Cinco de Mayo parties and events to avoid this year.

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Eight Cinco de Mayo parties and events to avoid this year:

8. The Utah Minutemen’s “They Stole Our Jobs!” Fair

7. Cinco de Blotto, sponsored by the new Salsa-Flavored™ Absolut

6. Mariachi May-hem: The 55-hour battle of the mariachi bands

5. The Del Taco Tacopocalypse eating endurance challenge

4. Guero Purge 2011

3. Drinko de Mayo: Take 29 tequila shots, get the 30th free!

2. Carl Wimmer’s Mustache May Martial-Arts Expo

1. The “Cinco de Ocho: 8 Strip Clubs in 8 Hours” bar crawl, sponsored by The Ocho

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