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8 reasons President Obama is visiting Utah, according to local talk radio

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8. To check on progress of chemtrails re: turning population into Muslims.

7. To confiscate your guns, gold and Twinkie rations.

6. To inspect secret concentration camps that will house patriots and Mike Lee.

5. To destroy last remaining genealogical records of his birth on Mars.

4. To film travel footage for his new reality show, Keeping Up With the Antichrist.

3. To announce his third term: "Obama 2016: The Mandate of Fate."

2. To declare everything west of Magna a national park.

1. Had to see actual Mitt Romney voters for himself.

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