SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
I think you
can handle more hubbub and uproar than you realize. I also suspect
you’re capable of integrating more novelty, and at a faster rate, than
the members of all the other signs of the zodiac. That’s why I think you
should consider interpreting what’s happening in your life right now as
“interesting adventures” instead of “disorienting chaos.” The entire
universe is set up to help you thrive on what non-Sagittarians might
regard as stressful.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
“Dear Rob: My
boyfriend’s heart is in the right place. He likes to give me flowers.
The only trouble is, the bouquets he brings are homely. A recent batch
was a hodgepodge of blue delphiniums, white carnations, and red
geraniums. Is there any way to steer him in a more aesthetically correct
direction without deflating his tender kindness?—Unsatisfied
Capricorn.” Dear Unsatisfied: In my astrological opinion, one of the
tasks you Capricorns should be concerned with right now is learning to
love the gifts that people want to give you. Maybe at a later date you
can start training them to provide you with exactly what you want. But
for the moment, it won’t kill you to simply welcome and celebrate their
generosity.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Your new
vocabulary word for the week is “skookum,” a term from the Chinook
Indians that is still used in some parts of British Columbia and the
Pacific Northwest. My astrological colleague Caroline Casey says it
means “in cahoots with good spirits” and “completely made for the job.”
Wikipedia suggests that when you’re skookum, you’ve got a clear purpose
and are standing in your power spot. According to my reading of the
omens, Aquarius, these definitions of skookum fit you pretty well right
now. (p.s. When skookum is used to describe food, it means delicious and
hearty, which could definitely be applied to you if you were edible.)
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
In the coming
days, it’s crucial for you to be spontaneous but not rash. Do you know
the distinction? Read the words of psychologist Abraham Maslow:
“Spontaneity (the impulses from our best self) gets confused with
impulsivity and acting-out (the impulses from our sick self), and there
is then no way to tell the difference.” Be sure you stay true to the
vitalizing prompts arising from your inner genius, Pisces—not the
distorted compulsions erupting from your inner maniac.
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
In Marcel Proust’s novel In Search of Lost Time, one of the characters makes a vulgar observation about the odd attractions that sometimes come over us human beings: “Anyone who falls in love with a dog’s behind will mistake it for a rose.” It’s my duty to point out that the opposite occurs, too. People may think a marvelous thing is worthless, and dislike it or ignore it as a result. Van Gogh’s paintings, for example: He sold only one while he was alive, although today his work is regarded as extraordinarily beautiful. My advice to you, Aries, is to avoid both of these errors in the coming week.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Poet Paul Eluard frequently fantasized and wrote about his dream woman, but he never actually found her. “The cards have predicted that I would meet her but not recognize her,” he said. So he contented himself with being in love with love. I think he made a sound decision that many of us should consider emulating. It’s a losing proposition to wait around hoping for a dream lover to show up in our lives, since no one can ever match the idealized image we carry around in our imagination. And even if there were such a thing as a perfect mate, we would probably not recognize that person, as Eluard said, because they’d be so different from our fantasy. Having said all that, Taurus, I’m happy to inform you that the next two months will be prime time for you to cultivate your connection with an imperfect beauty who’s good for you.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
When you begin treatment with a homeopathic doctor, his or her first task is to determine your “constitutional,” which is the remedy that serves as your fundamental medicine—the tonic you take to keep your system balanced and functioning smoothly. Mine used to be “aurum,” or gold, but due to certain shifts in my energy, my doctor ultimately changed it to “lac lupinum,” or wolf’s milk. After analyzing your astrological omens, I’m guessing that you might need a similar adjustment in the regimen that keeps you healthy. Your body’s needs seem to be evolving. Consider making some changes in the food you eat, the sleep you get, the exercise you do, and the love you stir up.
CANCER (June 21-July 22)
“Freedom is in the unknown,” said philosopher John C. Lilly. “If you believe there is an unknown everywhere, in your own body, in your relationships with other people, in political institutions, in the universe, then you have maximum freedom.” I think this is the most important thought you could meditate on right now, Cancerian. You are close to summoning the magic that would allow you to revel in what’s unknown about everything and everyone you love. And that would dramatically invigorate your instinct for freedom.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
The first time I ever planted a garden was last summer. It wasn’t easy. The soil in my backyard was hard clay that I could barely penetrate with a shovel. Luckily, a helpful clerk at the garden store revealed a solution: gypsum. All I had to do was pour the white powder on my intransigent dirt and wet it down for a few days. The stuff performed as advertised on the package: It “worked like millions of tiny hoes,” loosening the heavy clay. A week later I was able to begin planting. In the coming days, Leo, I think you could benefit from the metaphorical equivalent of a million tiny hoes. You’ve got to break down a hard surface to create a soft bed for your seeds.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
Recent research suggests that yawning raises alertness, enhances cognitive awareness, reduces stress, and strengthens the part of the brain that feels empathy. Andrew Newburg, M.D. goes so far as to recommend that you regularly induce yawns. He says it helps you solve problems, increases your efficiency, and intensifies your spiritual experiences. So here’s my advice, Virgo. During the current phase of your astrological cycle—which is a time when self-improvement activities are especially favored—you should experiment with recreational yawning.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Check out this haiku by Mizuhara Shuoshi, translated from the Japanese by William J. Higginson: “stuck in a vase/ deep mountain magnolia/ blossoms open.” Does that remind you of anyone? It should. I think it pretty much sums up your current situation. More accurately, it captures the best possible scenario you can strive to achieve, given your circumstances. Yes, there are limitations you have to deal with right now: being in the vase. And yet there’s no reason you can’t bloom like a deep mountain magnolia.
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