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Eight bands not appearing at the 2009 Vans Warped Tour this Saturday at the Utah State Fairpark:

8. Glenn Beck & The Apocalypse Crybabies

7. Shark vs. Hamster vs. Shark

6. Hot Topic Presents: The Mascara Piñatas

5. Air Supply

4. The Blood of Tomorrow Burns Forever on the George Foreman Grill of Eternity

3. Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos!

2. The Blue Mooseknuckle Apparatus

1. The Last Band on MySpace

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