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8 expenses that added up to $600,000 in Utah's battle against same-sex marriage

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8. Gov. Herbert's weekly hot-oil massages from muscular young men to ease stress ($30,000).

7. Lawyers with strong moral convictions and/or several mortgages ($200,000).

6. "No Gay, No Way, Go Pray" line of T-shirts, mugs and baby onesies from CafePress ($20,000).

5. Slush fund dubbed the "Swallow/Shurtleff Shenanigans Stash" ($100,000)

4. Secret "fact-finding" expenses billed from Blue Boutique and Doctor John's ($50,000).

3. Extensive research into how same-sex marriage weakens "regular" marriage ($90,000).

2. Extensive cover-up of non-findings of said research ($100,000).

1. Diet Pepsi ($10,000)

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