Like a little Mozart with your mojito? Violinist David Porter helped create Musicians of the Utah Symphony, a group of 10 musicians who are kicking off the After Dark Series on Friday, Dec. 11, at 9 p.m. at Under Current bar (279 E. 300 South, Salt Lake City). Featuring selections by Mozart, Paganini, Muhly, Ysaye and Schubert, the group will perform sets roughly 20 minutes long. A $10 cover charge is payable at the door. To find out more about the program, visit MotusAfterDark.com.
So, what’s the relationship between a cocktail and classical music? Do they go together like Scotch & soda?
They both make you feel warm and fuzzy and can be Old Fashioned.
Isn’t the goal to bring people out of the bars into Symphony Hall? Or are you the Pied Pipers?
Well, our Principal Flute Mercedes Smith is playing—it’s all part of our elaborate scheme.
Will your group be wearing tuxes and gowns?
Nope, just the hipster outfits that are apparently required to frequent any downtown Salt Lake City bar, but I’ll wear a gown if City Weekly will feature me on their cover.
What is considered proper etiquette for such events? Are bar patrons allowed to talk among themselves during the performances?
Duct tape will be administered at the door, with a hole just big enough for a cocktail straw. Sure, people can chat, or even yell out if they love it—we just want people to engage and really listen. Maybe just use common sense so others can enjoy the music.
Pretend you are Mozart: What would you say to 21st-century bar patrons about the music you’ll be performing?
I wouldn’t say a word. I would play the sublime opening of the second movement of my 23rd Piano Concerto and dare people to ignore the music of the gods.
Conversely, what would Mozart think about the audience of the 21st century?
I think he would be consumed with jealousy of Kanye’s success. More seriously, contemporary concert hall etiquette is a relatively new phenomenon. In Mozart’s day, it was commonplace to clap during the music if audience members were so moved, or to have movements spontaneously repeated. So, one could argue that the more interactive atmosphere at MOTUS After Dark events would be quite familiar to Mozart, and everyone knows that Mozart loved the nightlife.
What’s a brief juicy tidbit or interesting factoid about each of the musicians you’ll be playing with?
- Principal viola Brant Bayless once forgot his tux pants and played a sold out Utah Symphony concert wearing a colleague’s skintight leather motorcycle pants. Watch for the mesmerizing fluidity of his bow arm—sometimes you might even catch him admiring it, too.
Principal Cello Rainer Eudeikis grew up as a cowboy on a Texas ranch. He’s half my age and unbelievably good, so naturally I resent the heck out of him.
Cellist Joyce Yang was randomly born in Bozeman before moving to Korea and didn’t learn English until she was 24. She’s kinda like a prettier, more charming version of Rainer.
Cellist Walter Haman’s lifelong dream was to be an Olympic gold medalist in gymnastics. His cello playing is unforgettably passionate and intense. We don’t mess with Walter.
Principal Flute Mercedes Smith’s dog eats her house every time it rains. A lover of fine art, listen for the myriad palate of colors Mercedes creates in the Mozart and the Muhly.
Violinist Alex Martin used to play in a punk band. The boy has gads of technique and seems never to get ruffled. He plays Ysaye like none other.
Associate Concertmaster Kathryn Eberle is from Nashville, but there is nothing country about her fiddle playing. The sweetest violin sound to ever grace Salt Lake City—only fools would miss her Paganini.
Becca Moench is the only native Utahnite playing the event and does her best to moderate our behavior and guilt us into attending enviro-rallies. She’s too flippin’ humble to admit it, but her playing is the shizz.
- Violist Joel Gibbs is the mature one in the group and annoyingly intelligent, especially when one wishes to make blanket generalizations regarding music and maestros without having to be restrained by reason. His elegant playing is equally astute and slightly less annoying.
As for me, about a dozen musicians in the Symphony have been maimed skiing with me. I’m a master at finding the most complex violinistic solution to a simple musical problem.
How do you choose music for After Dark events?
Classical musicians are offered an embarrassment of musical riches, so it’s often more about what not to program, like trying to fit the Louvre into your average living room. We offer relatively short movements or works that illustrate the striking variety of color, expression, and style classical music has to offer, often ones that I remember hearing as a teenager and never being able to forget.