8. Faygo Juggalo Juice, infused with vitamin MDMA
7. Activia Probiotic Root Beer Yogurt
6. Monster Energy Curds
5. Wild Turkey White: 2 Percent & 102 Proof
4. Jones Soda Ricotta
3. Franzia Sunrise Blanca skim milk (5 liter box)
2. Pepsi Max-N neonatal formula
1. Pabst Blue Cheese