Madonna-Free Super Bowl 

8 better acts for Super Bowl halftime

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Eight better acts for the Super Bowl 46 halftime show than Madonna:

8. Anyone but Madonna. Damn, still have seven spots to fill …

7. A Fear Factor Republican debate hosted by Joe Rogan and Spunky the Mule.

6. The Small Four: An All-Midget Tribute to Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax & Slayer.

5. The losers of the Puppy Bowl being fed to the winners of the Piranha Bowl.

4. Skrillex performing a 25-minute dubstep remix of “The Super Bowl Shuffle.”

3. A rerun of Whitney on the JumboTron.

2. Nickelback and Lana Del Rey singing the hits of the Black Eyed Peas.

1. An extra half-hour of those commercials you’ll be yakking about all week, anyway.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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