Eight top holiday-weekend destination spots for Labor Day 2010:
8. Facedown and handcuffed at a Highway Patrol sobriety checkpoint.
7. The Tooele Monsters of Smooth Jazz three-day music festival.
6. The frozen-food aisle at Costco.
5. The frozen-food aisle at Whole Foods (for the more discerning NPR loiterer).
4. Uncle Nutty’s Budget Amusement Park & Pet Crematorium.
3. One of those sexy, swinger-filled hot springs from the last City Weekly.
2. Franzia Vineyards, in the heart of California box-wine country.
1. Prof. Frost’s Inane Lists for Fun & Profit skill-building retreat (slots still open!).
Bill Frost:
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