Jim Matheson: Republican Target 

Eight can’t-miss Republican strategies to take out incumbent Utah congressman Jim Matheson (D).

click to enlarge art11198widea.jpg

8. Thoughtfully tackle Matheson’s voting record on critical issues like health care, taxes and the looming New World Order under Satan’s rule.

7. Urge Republicans on Facebook to vote in June’s Democratic primary for Betty White.

6. Promote the statistic that Republican challenger Morgan Philpot is “5 percent less batshit crazy” than Senate candidates Tim Bridgewater and Mike Lee.

5. Leak rumor that Matheson cheated on America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock.

4. Push covert Twitter campaign, “Vote for Democrat Claudia Wright.”

3. Respond to new Twitter campaign, “Who the @#!% is Claudia Wright?”

2. Throw in new wildcard write-in candidate Bob Bennett: “Experienced, Spotty and Available.”

1. Dispel the myth that Matheson actually exists.

Bill Frost:


Pin It
Favorite

Tags: , ,

Speaking of The Ocho, ,

  • Walk of Shame, The Lego Movie

    New DVD/VOD Tuesday, June 17
    • Jun 16, 2014
  • Drinking-Class Zero

    Following a night of drinking, Wendy Simpson, 25, walked to a McDonald’s restaurant in West Yorkshire, England, where she was told that the counter was closed and only the drive-through was open but that she couldn’t be served
    • Jun 16, 2014
  • Night Moves

    Night Moves is as terrific as it is frustrating
    • Jun 13, 2014
  • More »

More by Bill Frost

  • Dark Horse

    BoJack Horseman returns, tragicomic as ever; Looking says buh-bye.
    • Jul 20, 2016
  • School's In

    Vice Principals takes Eastbound & Down to class; BrainDead isn't dead yet.
    • Jul 13, 2016
  • Law & Disorder

    The Night Of takes on the (in)justice system; Mr. Robot is back for the re-hack.
    • Jul 6, 2016
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Ocho, Out

    8 reasons The Ocho has been canceled
    • Nov 4, 2015
  • Spooky & Lazy

    8 easy last-minute Halloween costumes
    • Oct 28, 2015
  • Tuned Out

    8 new radio stations coming soon to the already oversaturated Salt Lake City market
    • Oct 21, 2015
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

‚Äč

Readers also liked…

  • SLC FYI

    8 facts and tips for first-timers visiting Salt Lake City
    • Jul 15, 2015
  • Obama & Utah

    8 reasons President Obama is visiting Utah, according to local talk radio
    • Apr 1, 2015

© 2016 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation