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Eight home-improvement projects for Labor Day Weekend:

8. Finish rooftop gun turret to fend off looming zombie uprising.

7. Or the arrival of Ty Pennington, whichever comes first.

6. Begin building hookah/tap beer speakeasy in basement.

5. Hang 10-foot banner of college you never attended on front of house, ‘cause it’s football time.

4. Take sledgehammer to kitchen after eight-hour DIY Network motivational marathon.

3. Call Home Depot after 30 minutes of failed kitchen demolition.

2. Clear space on refrigerator for highly anticipated Mallard Fillmore 9/11 tribute comic.

1. Check tire pressure (obligatory trailer-park joke).

Twitter: @Bill_Frost | BillFrost.tv

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