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8 better names for the North American extreme-weather Polar Vortex

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Eight better names for the North American extreme-weather Polar Vortex:

8. Polar Vortex: A Syfy Original Movie Starring Dean Cain and Hilary Duff

7. The Complete Icehole

6. Steez Freeze 2014

5. Obligatory Global Warming Joke Here

4. Psycho Chiller, Qu’est-ce Que C’est

3. The Day After the Day Before Tomorrow

2. Shut Up—This Is a Totally Different List Than That Weatherman Ocho Four Weeks Ago

1. Frosty Wonderland (amusement park Kickstarter pending)

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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