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8 campaign slogans for Jason Chaffetz's run for Speaker of the House

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8. "Hey Girl, Try a Pumpkin-Spice Chaffetz"

7. "You Know Who Else Was a Long Shot? Jesus"

6. "Dimples of Hope in a Progressive-Liberal Hellscape"

5. "A Team Is Only as Good as Its Placekicker"

4. "Now Reading Chart Footnotes Harder Than Ever"

3. "As Republican as You Want Him to Be"

2. "Spare Change You Can Believe in"

1. "A 'Fresh Face' in Politics for Seven Years"

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