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Eight red-flag phrases in local Craigslist job listings:

8. “Must provide own windowless van.”

7. “Base pay $300/week (in Burger King Crown Cards).”

6. “Comcast is hiring!”

5. “Must be motivated to stop, drop, shut ’em down and open up shop.”

4. “Are you blood type AB Positive? Recruiters would love to talk to you!”

3. “Blog for Utah’s No. 1 faith and family-oriented news site. No pay; major Celestial points.”

2. “Lead ukulele player wanted.”

1. “Seeking Utah Democratic candidates; no experience/hope required.”

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

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