Eight sensational headlines about the gay-kiss controversy on the Main Street Plaza:
8. “Sodomite Terrorists Descend on Temple Square!”
7. “Homos Dealt Woeful Low Blow by Mos!”
6. “‘Little Bit of Paris’ is Burning! Flaming, Even!”
5. “Mormons Dismiss Swishy Kissers!”
4. “Fruit Smooch Too Lewd for Church Route!”
3. “Gene Simmons Demands ‘Kiss’ Royalties from GLAAD!”
2. “Lip-Lock Shock Rocks Flock on Block Walk!”
1. “City Weekly Employees Piss Off LDS Church Yet Again!”