Posted // February 7,2012   What’s new tonight: The River (ABC) Series Debut: A supernatural-tinged mystery series about being Lost in the wilderness? This is something entirely new for ABC.

Posted // February 4,2012   Last night on HBO's Real Time With Bill Maher, Maher performed the world's first unbaptism for the dead. On Mitt Romney's father-in-law.

Posted // February 3,2012   New this weekend: House of Lies (Showtime, Sunday) In the getting-better-by-the-episode new Showtime series House of Lies Sunday, the PR team tries to expand the successful-but-stagnant business of a hotel chain in … Utah. You know what that means: Booze and Mormon jokes.

Posted // February 2,2012   What’s new tonight: Delocated (Adult Swim) Season Premiere: Read all about it in True TV (Item 2). Not Community (Not NBC) It’s Not Back: But star Donald Glover has recorded a heartfelt PSA for the marginally popular comedy

Posted // January 31,2012   Unlike True Blood, HBO's Eastbound & Down has released a real trailer for its upcoming season (which kicks off Sunday, Feb. 19). Because that's the kind of 1,000-proof kick-ass nitro Kenny Fucking Powers delivers.

Posted // January 30,2012   Note that it's a "teaser," not a trailer. This new HBO promo for the upcoming fifth season of vampire drama/soap/hot mess True Blood doesn't reveal much of anything plot-wise, but at least it looks cool.

Posted // January 27,2012   If you missed last night’s second episode of 30 Rock because it was in The Office’s timeslot (yeah, I don’t know why, either), you missed the trailer for MLK Day, an all-star romantic comedy/trainwreck “from the makers of Valentine’s Day and New Years Eve.”

Posted // January 26,2012   But only on your computer box: The new Broadway-musical drama Smash doesn’t debut on real TV until Monday, Feb. 6, but NBC has made the entire pilot episode available online in advance,

Posted // January 25,2012   What’s new tonight: Touch (Fox) Sneak Preview: It doesn’t officially launch until March 19, but Touch (created by Heroes’ Tim Kring and starring Kiefer Sutherland) gets a special post-American Idol advance bump tonight.

Posted // January 24,2012   What’s new tonight: State of the Union Address (Most Channels) President Obama will preempt most of your favorite shows tonight to tell you what you already know: We fucked.

Posted // January 23,2012   What’s new tonight: The Bachelor (ABC) Tonight on Roses For My ‘Hos, er, The Bachelor, Ben takes his remaining desperate psychopaths, uh, potential soulmates, on a romantic horseback riding date in Park City.

Posted // January 20,2012   What’s new tonight: The Life & Times of Tim (HBO) You should really be watching The Life & Times of Tim — aside from FX’s Archer, it’s easily the funniest animated TV series outside of the Adult Swim realm.

Posted // January 19,2012   What’s new tonight: The Big Bang Theory (CBS) 100th Episode: What a momentous occasion! BBT must have something really special in store for this episode, right? A cool, unexpected twist for all the fans? Says here, “Leonard asks Penny out to dinner.” Fascinating.

Posted // January 18,2012   What’s new tonight: Modern Family (ABC) The Golden Globe-winning sitcom returns with Baby Lily saying “fuck” (actually an implied/bleeped version of “fudge”).

Posted // January 17,2012   What’s new tonight: Justified (FX) Season Premiere: What to know about Season 3 of Justified: U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens (Timothy Olyphant) is watching his back for Bennetts more than ever after the death of family figurehead Mags;

Posted // January 16,2012   What’s new tonight: Being Human, Lost Girl (Syfy) Season Premiere, U.S. Debut: Against all expectations, last year’s Americanized remake of the British hit Being Human actually didn’t suck—still not sold on the vampire, but the ghost and the werewolf are worthy answers to their U.K. counterparts.

Posted // January 15,2012   What’s new tonight: The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards (NBC) Ricky Gervais is back as your Mean Host—not necessarily Funny Host, as his bastard shtick tends to run out of steam after the first hour (note where all the best YouTube clips will come from tomorrow).

Posted // January 14,2012   What’s new tonight: Saturday Night Live (NBC/CW30) Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter hosts, and inexplicable female pop flavor of the moment Lana Del Rey … sings? Mumbles? Stays awake for three minutes? At least she’s purdy …

Posted // January 13,2012   What’s new tonight: Fringe (Fox) Return: Watch it real hard, Fringers—this is likely the final season for the only true sci-fi series on network TV.

Posted // January 12,2012   What’s new tonight: 30 Rock (NBC) Season Premiere: About fucking time, considering everything NBC has canceled since the last new 30 Rock episode was aired in … May 2011.