Feds Out of Utah! 

Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff.

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Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff:

8. Utah-born or naturalized strippers.

7. Alcohol brewed or distilled within state borderlines.

6. Utah-born or naturalized gay couples.

5. The ambiguously sexy/creepy mustache (aka “The Carl Wimmer”).

4. Utah-grown or naturalized “herbs.”

3. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based broadcasts.

2. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based print, motherfucker.

1. Utah teams in (or out of) the Bowl Championship Series.

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