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Feds Out of Utah!
Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff.
By Bill Frost @bill_frost
Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff:
8. Utah-born or naturalized strippers.
7. Alcohol brewed or distilled within state borderlines.
6. Utah-born or naturalized gay couples.
5. The ambiguously sexy/creepy mustache (aka “The Carl Wimmer”).
4. Utah-grown or naturalized “herbs.”
3. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based broadcasts.
2. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based print, motherfucker.
1. Utah teams in (or out of) the Bowl Championship Series.
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