You open your eyes and immediately regret doing so. You dread getting out of bed (or off your front lawn) to find out exactly how bad you feel, but you’ll die if you don’t get a glass of water. You spend the day feeling raw, lethargic and nauseous as you rack your brain to remember what you did to deserve this. Yes, you have a hangover.
It’s a pain that only drinkers know, and
ever since those genius monks brewed the
first spirits, humanity has been on a quest to
cure the consequences of overindulgence.
Theories abound as to cures and treatments,
one of which involves, simply, consuming
more alcohol in the morning.
Drinking the next day sounds unhealthy
and potentially dangerous. However, there
is actual scientific research, it turns out, to
back it up. According to U of U addiction
specialist Glen R. Hanson, “You can almost
always relieve a hangover by drinking some
more.” It’s a reasonable theory, considering
how alcohol interacts with the body.
As the body metabolizes alcohol quickly,
it becomes accustomed to the drug and
makes certain chemical adjustments in
order to cope. These chemical adjustments
balance out the sedative nature of alcohol
by pumping the body with stimulants. When
your liver finishes up its work and the alcohol
leaves, things get uncomfortable. The
stimulating chemicals are still present, hence
the agitation, irritability, sensitivity and allaround
raw feeling. Drinking more alcohol
can counteract the leftover chemicals in your
body and act as a sedative all over again.
However, if using this method, keep
consumption to a minimum. More alcohol
can help balance
the chemical in
your body and
take off the edge, but
the longer detoxification
process is inevitable. While
your liver can metabolize large
quantities of alcohol, it creates
byproduct chemicals and enzymes
that cause a slew of temporary
and long-term problems. One of the
effects is that your liver is inhibited
from producing glucose (the body’s
power source) for the brain.
This is why, by afternoon, many drinkers become melancholy, braindead zombies. Unfortunately, their drinking more booze will only delay their return to sobriety. Thus, the “hair of the dog” shouldn’t be a frequent hangover cure. Not only does it tax and potentially damage your liver, but “morning-after” drinking is a habit you most likely do not want to develop.
Still, if having alcohol on your breath at 11 a.m. is not a problem for you—and if you can stomach the idea of picking up the bottle once again—here are some hangover recipes from Park City’s J.P. Mulligans bartender Patrick Rice:
Fruit juice and vodka
Clear liquors have fewer byproducts, meaning less stuff for your liver to process. Stick with a decent vodka for the same reason. Fresh, pure citrus juices like orange, grapefruit and lemonade replenish your body with fructose. If you have the energy, squeeze your own.
Beer with tomato juice may not be the tastiest, but the lowalcohol content in Utah beer does the job without going overboard. Try a light beer to reduce fermentation byproducts.
Chilled champagne or sparkling wine with fresh orange juice is refreshing, packed with fructose and is probably the tastiest and most low-key morning cocktail.
Again, stick with a good vodka. Tomato juice is suggested in this case to keep things as simple as possible while providing some fructose. Add a dash of celery salt, black pepper and salt. If you want a kick, add Worcestershire or Tabasco to taste. Garnish with celery and olives or add a splash of olive juice.
Use a lot of ice. Lemon and lime slices make it more palatable. It’s also a great preventative drink. You can be sure you’re not getting any extra sugar or byproducts, and the ice keeps you hydrated.
Classic hangover cures like greasy food,
water, rest, pain relievers, cold showers
and mild physical activity remain good
standbys. And how about not overdoing it
in the first place? But that wouldn’t be any
fun, now would it?