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8. Mix up a vat of Grasshopper
cocktails. Consume for 24 hours.
Wake up in time for Cinco de
Mayo.
7. Adopt a Utah prairie dog—
they’re delicious.
6. Pay tribute to Gaia. She’s
onstage around noon at Southern
Xposure.
5. Ride a bike, but only after
legally requesting your body to be
composted after you’re run down
by a car.
4. Become a vegan for 24
hours; tell anyone who’ll listen
“I’m a vegan!” every 10 minutes.
3. Carry your American Spirits,
Natty Light and motor oil in
reusable grocery bags.
2. Stage concurrent Celestial,
Terrestrial and Telestial Day
celebrations.
1. Recycle: The above entry is
from a 2008 Ocho.