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Eight most-searched online articles about Easter this week.

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Eight most-searched online articles about Easter this week:

8. “Peeps-Related Deaths Projected Up 20 Percent This Season”

7. “Jesus Christ to Easter Bunny: ‘Step Off My Holiday, Egg Whore’”

6. “Easter Bunny to Jesus Christ: ‘Find a New Job, Hippie’”

5. “Trump to Christ and Bunny: ‘Let’s Settle This on Celebrity Apprentice’”

4. “Dying to Dye: What Every Parent Should Know About Egg-Dippers”

3. “Rachael Ray’s New Easter Hamducken Recipe is Pig-licious!”

2. “Study: Chocolate Bunnies Feel Empty, Soulless Inside”

1. “Columnist Fired for Abusing Word ‘Eggs-travaganza’ After Repeated Warnings”

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