Dreamweaver | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly


Eight things Gov. Gary Herbert tells himself at bedtime:

Pin It
8. "I'm a special, special boy."
7. "Sharknado 5 ... they're totally going to call any day now."
6. "How's it pronounced? 'Wei ... n .... hol ... tz'? Whatever. Sounds foreign."
5. "Note: Have the interns write up a demand letter for Gary Weinholtz' birth certificate."
4. "Tomorrow's Taco Tuesday! Wheee! Wait ... it's only Monday. Dang it."
3. "There's no scary clown under the bed, there's no scary clown under the bed ..."
2. "Whoopsie-daisy! Well, that's what the rubber sheets are for. Jeanette!"
1. "The sooner Trump is elected, the sooner we all get to meet Jesus!"

Pin It


More by Bill Frost

  • The White Stuff

    Dear White People aims to expand minds; American Gods arrives to blow 'em.
    • Apr 26, 2017
  • Do Your (Other) Job

    Eight temporary private-sector jobs for future Utah guv Jason Chaffetz:
    • Apr 26, 2017
  • Final Exit

    Mary Kills People goes dark; The Handmaid's Tale goes darker.
    • Apr 19, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment


Readers also liked…

  • Red, White & Blew

    8 lesser-known patriotic songs for your 9/11 Spotify playlist
    • Sep 9, 2015
  • Click Mates

    For some cyber sex workers, the industry delivers both empowerment and the promise of wealth.
    • Aug 3, 2016

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation