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Eight concession-speech sound bites you'll hear from losers in the Nov. 2 elections.

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Eight concession-speech sound bites you'll hear from losers in the Nov. 2 elections:

8. “My opponent ran an honorable campaign … for a goat-molesting douchebag.”

7. “I’m looking forward to getting back to all of the prescription drugs I’ve been neglecting for months.”

6. “So I bought this goddamned suit for nothing?!”

5. “Perhaps spending my entire ad budget on a 600-watt AM radio station owned by a local militia group was ill-advised.”

4. “My family and I will be taking a road trip in the Winnebago we now call home.”

3. “%uFFFDPor qué no aprendí yo inglés? Pendejo!”

2. “You know what? We’re going to continue the honk-and-waves until you socialist bastards reverse this.”

1. “We, the Democratic Party of Utah, would like to apologize once again …”

Bill Frost


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