Censored Craigslist Prostitution Ads | The Ocho | Salt Lake City | Salt Lake City Weekly

Censored Craigslist Prostitution Ads 

Eight suspected prostitution-related classified ads recently censored by Craigslist.com.

Pin It
Favorite
click to enlarge art12102widea.jpg

Eight suspected prostitution-related classified ads recently censored by Craigslist.com:

8. "Fair/plus-size maiden looking for Level 6 Dungeon Master to preside over discreet ooze battle adventure."

7. "Wholesale meat. Will deliver. Kosher."

6. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up Blu-ray player. My disc slot is so empty and lonely."

5. "Ranch hand available to service livestock. Hourly or daily rates."

4. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up PlayStation PS3. I can’t wait to squeeze a new joystick."

3. "New opening available immediately!"

2. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up new home entertainment center. Please, no more gross sex calls."

1. "Want to be an unpaid content contributor for the new DeseretNews.com? Sign up now!"

Bill Frost:


Pin It
Favorite

Speaking of The Ocho

  • Get a Job!

    8 red-flag phrases in local Craigslist job listings
    • May 7, 2014
  • Drinko de Mayo

    8 gringo drink specials to avoid on Cinco de Mayo
    • Apr 30, 2014
  • Utah ... Man?

    8 proposed "inclusive" lyric changes to the University of Utah's fight song
    • Apr 9, 2014
  • More »

More by Bill Frost

  • Bad Hombres

    The Blacklist: Redemption spies hard; Taken is a piss-poor prequel.
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Outdoor Derailers

    Eight Gov. Gary Herbert-endorsed conventions to replace Utah’s biannual Outdoor Retailer show:
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Baby, One Meh Time

    Britney Ever After is cheap and unnecessary; Billions is back.
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • More »

Latest in The Ocho

  • Outdoor Derailers

    Eight Gov. Gary Herbert-endorsed conventions to replace Utah’s biannual Outdoor Retailer show:
    • Feb 22, 2017
  • Fast Frankenfood

    Eight new fast-food innovations coming soon to top Taco Bell’s Naked Chicken Chalupa:
    • Feb 15, 2017
  • Damned Grammys

    Eight more artists boycotting the 2017 Grammy Awards besides Kanye West, Drake and Justin Bieber:
    • Feb 8, 2017
  • More »

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Readers also liked…

  • WhiskeyPete Was Here

    8 other suspected "secret" online pseudonyms used by Mayor Ralph Becker's spokesman besides "WhiskeyPete" on The Salt Lake Tribune's website
    • Aug 5, 2015
  • Ocho Pioneers

    8 2015 Days of '47 slogans passed over in favor of "Pioneers: Forging a New Future"
    • Jul 22, 2015

© 2017 Salt Lake City Weekly

Website powered by Foundation