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Censored Craigslist Prostitution Ads 

Eight suspected prostitution-related classified ads recently censored by Craigslist.com.

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Eight suspected prostitution-related classified ads recently censored by Craigslist.com:

8. "Fair/plus-size maiden looking for Level 6 Dungeon Master to preside over discreet ooze battle adventure."

7. "Wholesale meat. Will deliver. Kosher."

6. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up Blu-ray player. My disc slot is so empty and lonely."

5. "Ranch hand available to service livestock. Hourly or daily rates."

4. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up PlayStation PS3. I can’t wait to squeeze a new joystick."

3. "New opening available immediately!"

2. "Hot Asian girl looking for bored house husband to set up new home entertainment center. Please, no more gross sex calls."

1. "Want to be an unpaid content contributor for the new DeseretNews.com? Sign up now!"

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