POSTED // Jan 9,2013 - Eight unsold 2013 calendars now marked down and priced to move

POSTED // Jan 7,2013 - ISIS agent Archer takes on pirates, rednecks, Canadians, cyborgs, space mutineers, drug tests and Burt Reynolds in the most twisted and wrong season yet! The Parents TV Council raves, “Smutty, violent, adolescent ‘comedy.’”

POSTED // Jan 3,2013 - Remember when MTV set television trends? Those days are gone-er than the “Why don’t they play music no more?” argument (ICYMI, the answer was “Because you’re old and music is dead”).

POSTED // Jan 2,2013 - Eight more underreported news stories of 2012

POSTED // Dec 27,2012 - Narrow it down to 12 “best” TV series and movies for 2012? Forget it. The Only TV Column That Matters™ goes the extra mile—76 extra miles, to be exact.

POSTED // Dec 27,2012 - Eight least-RSVP’d-to New Year’s Eve 2013 parties

POSTED // Dec 21,2012 - In the fifth and most incomprehensible Resident Evil installment yet, Alice (Milla Jovovich) is back in the leather unitard and battling her way out of Umbrella’s underwater Arctic simulation complex.

POSTED // Dec 20,2012 - This season of Yelling in Sunglasses finally shut the book on The Man Who Served Michael Westen’s Burn Notice (CIA termination; the show really should have been called Fired Spy),

POSTED // Dec 19,2012 - Eight final news-media tweets before The End of the World this Friday

POSTED // Dec 17,2012 - Californication: Season 5Hank (David Duchovny) returns to Cali to write the script for a hip-hop mogul’s (RZA) film debut, Santa Monica Cop—naturally, this calls for ridiculous amounts of