POSTED // Jan 3,2013 - Remember when MTV set television trends? Those days are gone-er than the “Why don’t they play music no more?” argument (ICYMI, the answer was “Because you’re old and music is dead”).

POSTED // Jan 2,2013 - Eight more underreported news stories of 2012

POSTED // Dec 27,2012 - Narrow it down to 12 “best” TV series and movies for 2012? Forget it. The Only TV Column That Matters™ goes the extra mile—76 extra miles, to be exact.

POSTED // Dec 27,2012 - Eight least-RSVP’d-to New Year’s Eve 2013 parties

POSTED // Dec 21,2012 - In the fifth and most incomprehensible Resident Evil installment yet, Alice (Milla Jovovich) is back in the leather unitard and battling her way out of Umbrella’s underwater Arctic simulation complex.

POSTED // Dec 20,2012 - This season of Yelling in Sunglasses finally shut the book on The Man Who Served Michael Westen’s Burn Notice (CIA termination; the show really should have been called Fired Spy),

POSTED // Dec 19,2012 - Eight final news-media tweets before The End of the World this Friday

POSTED // Dec 17,2012 - Californication: Season 5Hank (David Duchovny) returns to Cali to write the script for a hip-hop mogul’s (RZA) film debut, Santa Monica Cop—naturally, this calls for ridiculous amounts of

POSTED // Dec 13,2012 - Breaking: All of your stories are taking Christmas off; most will return January 2013. Here’s how they’re saying buh-bye this week:

POSTED // Dec 12,2012 - Eight film-padding additions to The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey that weren’t in the book