POSTED // Jul 25,2013 - Season Premieres: No advance review screeners of Adult Swim’s greatest live-action achievements not named Eagleheart were made available to The Only TV Column That Matters™, but this much is known: In Season 5 of Childrens Hospital,
POSTED // Jul 22,2013 - A mismatched group of high-schoolers in detention must fight their way out when all of their classmates mysteriously become zombies. If you liked The Breakfast Club and Shaun of the Dead … maybe watch those, instead.
POSTED // Jul 18,2013 - Just as with country songs, it’s getting more and more difficult to tell the legit from the parody when it comes to reality-TV shows. (Heard “Redneck Crazy”? It’s a bullet to satire’s skull.)
POSTED // Jul 15,2013 - A hitman (Sylvester Stallone) and a cop (Sung Kang) team up to take down the bastard people who killed their partners—if the bastard people don’t also kill the hitman’s daughter (Sarah Shahi) first. Basically, just a whole lotta killin’.
POSTED // Jul 11,2013 - Series Debut: Made it through all of those new Arrested Development episodes yet? No? You’ve had over a month! Here’s another one to add to the queue: Orange Is the New Black is the latest from Weeds creator Jenji Kohan,
POSTED // Jul 8,2013 - Four hot college girls (including Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens) on spring break wind up in jail, only to be bailed out by a local thug (James Franco) and taken on the party ride of a lifetime. Moral: Crime pays (for hot college girls).
POSTED // Jul 5,2013 - Series Debut: Aside from the network’s inexplicable attachment to Russell Brand, FX usually deals in high-quality stuff, even if not all of it connects (R.I.P. The Riches, Terriers and Lights Out).