POSTED // May 23,2013 - Return/Season Premiere: TV critics are whining that Netflix wouldn’t make the revival of Arrested Development available for advance review—like you’re not going to watch it because Frank J. Farley of the Wichita Bugle
POSTED // May 20,2013 - If you loved Twilight, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, Hemlock Grove and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you’ll probably tolerate this supernatural tale of star-crossed teens and the scenery-chewing adults who vex them so.
POSTED // May 16,2013 - Series Finale: Hang in there—the longest goodbye on television is almost over. Like most of you, The Only TV Column That Matters™ has stuck with The Office because, even though it’s never recovered from the loss of Michael Scott
POSTED // May 13,2013 - Lindsay Lohan and Grant Bowler portray/desecrate Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton in the greatest cinematic trainwreck since whatever Lohan’s last movie was.
POSTED // May 9,2013 - Season Premiere: When it premiered in 2012, Small Town Security (a reality-show tag-along to Breaking Bad) looked like just more quirky redneck filler taking up space on an otherwise respectable cable network.
POSTED // May 6,2013 - A former military investigator (Tom Cruise) attempts to exonerate a man accused of a mass shooting, only to be framed by nefarious forces and, even worse, paired with a co-star (Rosamund Pike) who can’t act to save her life.
POSTED // May 2,2013 - Season Finale: Yes, already—NBC has to get Parks & Recreation out of the way so the network can waste the rest of this month’s Thursdays saying goodbye to and eulogizing The Office,