POSTED // May 22,2013 - Eight excuses for your boss as to why you just can’t work on Memorial Day

POSTED // May 20,2013 - If you loved Twilight, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, Hemlock Grove and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you’ll probably tolerate this supernatural tale of star-crossed teens and the scenery-chewing adults who vex them so.

POSTED // May 16,2013 - Series Finale: Hang in there—the longest goodbye on television is almost over. Like most of you, The Only TV Column That Matters™ has stuck with The Office because, even though it’s never recovered from the loss of Michael Scott

POSTED // May 15,2013 - Eight alternate titles that were considered for Star Trek Into Darkness:

POSTED // May 13,2013 - Lindsay Lohan and Grant Bowler portray/desecrate Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton in the greatest cinematic trainwreck since whatever Lohan’s last movie was.

POSTED // May 9,2013 - Season Premiere: When it premiered in 2012, Small Town Security (a reality-show tag-along to Breaking Bad) looked like just more quirky redneck filler taking up space on an otherwise respectable cable network.

POSTED // May 8,2013 - Eight gestures that don’t really count as Mother’s Day gifts

POSTED // May 6,2013 - A former military investigator (Tom Cruise) attempts to exonerate a man accused of a mass shooting, only to be framed by nefarious forces and, even worse, paired with a co-star (Rosamund Pike) who can’t act to save her life.

POSTED // May 2,2013 - Season Finale: Yes, already—NBC has to get Parks & Recreation out of the way so the network can waste the rest of this month’s Thursdays saying goodbye to and eulogizing The Office,

POSTED // May 1,2013 - Eight reasons KSL 5 will no longer be airing NBC’s Hannibal