POSTED // Feb 5,2011 - Insults for most every occasion, like "You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one!" and many more ...

POSTED // Jan 29,2011 - Deena Marie has forgotten more useless information than you'll ever learn. Go ahead, try and lick your elbow ...

POSTED // Jan 21,2011 - DM gets literate on your ass and explains/illustrates the term "Paraprosdokian," which is not a vodka from the top shelf at the liquor store. Or is it?

POSTED // Jan 14,2011 - Deena Marie drops 101 (give or take) new nicknames for various sexual positions and acts. Are you ready for ... the Tuna Melt?

POSTED // Jan 7,2011 - Learning to act good with famed Twitter thespian Spencer Pratt ...

POSTED // Dec 31,2010 - Deena Marie's new fragrance smells like the sexiest perfume in the world ... or something else entirely.

POSTED // Dec 24,2010 - Deena Marie is immortalized in retro-tasty cookie form by The Artisan Formerly Known As My Dough Girl, RubySnap ...

POSTED // Dec 17,2010 - For your next holiday party: Jokes to offend every race, creed, nationality and redneck. Thanks, she'll be here all week, tip your bartender ...

POSTED // Dec 10,2010 - Deena Marie explains the varying degrees of Hot Chicks, from "Jeep Chicks" to "Thumbnail Hotties" to ... "Vickys."

POSTED // Dec 3,2010 - If you're flying this holiday season, sucks to be you!