POSTED // Apr 8,2012 - The wide, weird world of eating disorders. Warning: NSFL (not safe for lunch).

POSTED // Apr 1,2012 - A few dozen fun factoids about precocious Growing Pains child star-turned-"batshit crazy" Christian Kirk Cameron. Fun, or frightening ...

POSTED // Mar 24,2012 - We'd rather not see your offspring (and all gross things related) on Facebook anymore. Just sayin.'

POSTED // Mar 19,2012 - The dangers of dressing like your significant other.

POSTED // Mar 10,2012 - What's the big deal about Angelina's leg?

POSTED // Feb 24,2012 - Deena Marie explains PBS' Downton Abbey ... more or less.

POSTED // Feb 18,2012 - "Emergency Underwear." It's a real thing. For adults.

POSTED // Feb 12,2012 - Deena Marie knows what the kids (and the geezers) are texting.

POSTED // Feb 5,2012 - Deena Marie explains America's unfolding Demi Moore crisis. And Whippits.

POSTED // Jan 28,2012 - Deena Marie drops far too much knowledge about mustaches. Or, if you prefer, mouth brows.