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Mexicans are Neither Cold nor Short

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Apr 28,2010 - Dear Mexican: I live in a Northeastern city, and a game I play with myself during the cold, wintry months is counting how many Mexicans I see without a heavy coat or appropriate outer garment.

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Not Made in Mexico

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Apr 21,2010 - Dear Mexican: I have a friend who frequently wears a T-shirt that boldly states in big, badass, Old English letters, “Hecho en México.” Five facts follow ...

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Mexican Girls Can’t Cook

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Apr 14,2010 - I’ve dated a few Mexican girls in the last couple of years, and I’ve come to realize one big, important thing—most of the girls didn’t know how to cook, clean and, you know…

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Special Census Edition!

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Apr 7,2010 - Dear Mexican: I know that Mexicans and pochos can be black, white, Asian, and indios, but I just got my U.S. Census form ...

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Special Minuteman Project Edition!

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Mar 31,2010 - Dear Readers: In honor of April Fools’ Day, I turn this column over to Jim Gilchrist, founder of the Minuteman Project movement.

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Speedy Gonzalez & Hairy Love

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Mar 24,2010 - I just read that Speedy Gonzales is getting his own feature film and will be voiced by George Lopez.

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Stinky Mexicans & San Diego

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Mar 17,2010 - Dear Mexican: I hear so many gringos saying that Mexican men are stinky and greasy! Well, I know from experience this is so not true!

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Cheddar Packers & The Doors

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Mar 10,2010 - Dear Mexican: When I was in high school, everyone called the Mexican students like myself "cheddars" ...

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White Kids & Brown Ninos

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Mar 3,2010 - I’m a pan blanco and my wife is puertorriqueña. Our son looks basically white, while a casual observer might admit that there is some Latin going on there.

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Open Borders, ATMs & Nachos

By Gustavo Arellano
POSTED // Feb 24,2010 - I am a lifelong resident of Arizona and have worked side by side with illegals for 25 years as a bloquero. In all that time, I never knew one of them to be an aspiring American.
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