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Back to School 2008 | Ramen on Empty: Invite the world to your pathetic student table with these gourmet ramen recipes.

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Aug 13,2008 - For thousands of penurious students, the staff of life isn’t bread or even rice, but ramen noodles. And no wonder! Stacked neatly on a bookshelf, those miraculous little carb bricks take up next to no space in a cramped dorm. Ramen is also easy...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Waterboarding Wednesdays

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Aug 6,2008 - In today’s business world, there are so many techniques management can use to improve productivity and morale. The old “work or get fired” ethic is still in effect, but profit-sharing programs and casual Fridays are old hat. (Personally,...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Oh, That Bob Springmeyer

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jul 30,2008 - According to Bob Springmeyer’s Facebook profile, he is 65, married, likes bobsledding and canoeing, seems photogenic in a likeable and jovial way and has been fortunate enough to visit Japan. Springmeyer also has more than 900 Facebook friends,...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Pioneer Day Safety Tips

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jul 23,2008 - According to the Utah Bureau of Criminal Identification, crime in Utah is on the rise. However, Salt Lake City residents take heart: Crime rates here fell slightly between 2006 and 2007. Still, the substantial increase in Utah County crime has us worried:...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | When Johns Fly

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jul 16,2008 - Habitués of City Weekly’s glamorous rooftop smoking lounge have a front-row seat for the many attractive sights and sounds provided courtesy of the 222 S. Main high-rise construction site. Monday’s program was the best yet: a Port-a-John...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Jazz for Jesus

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jul 9,2008 - The arrival of the hot-weather white-shoe season has tipster Eric looking forward to Salt Lake City’s summer entertainment lineup—particularly the Salt Lake City Jazz Festival, July 11-13 (SLCJazzFestival.org). The festival turned out to...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | MoPAC

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jun 25,2008 - In keeping with its longstanding stated tradition of not telling its members how to vote, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints sent out a statement urging its members to support a proposed marriage-ban amendment in California. Titled “Preserving...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Herriman Über Alles

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jun 18,2008 - Ellen Lindsey, the Fort Herriman Middle School health teacher who was placed on leave for allegedly revealing non-government-approved facts about sex during a sex-ed lecture, is a new hero. The resulting furor, during which purse-lipped and/or hysterical...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Attention, Nice People

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jun 11,2008 - As part of a cunning plan to turn the tables on park zombies, who normally scare people away from Pioneer Park, Salt Lake City is encouraging nice things to happen there, in hopes the zombies will themselves be scared away. Noticing that the area brightens...

Lake Effect

Lake Effect | Apocalypse Postponed

By Brandon Burt
POSTED // Jun 4,2008 - Salt Lake City’s “mutual commitment” registry (which is what we’ve agreed to call it because homophobic idiots are people, too, and they’re very sensitive and it makes them cry when they hear the phrase “domestic partnership”)...
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