POSTED // Mar 29,2012 - Responding to universal criticism about shutting down stores on Sundays in City Creek, Mormon leaders announced today a new “honor system” policy ...

POSTED // Mar 21,2012 - Due to a series of disconcerting incidents involving dogs, the Secret Service is now keeping canines of all breeds at least 100 yards from the Candidate.

POSTED // Mar 14,2012 - Noted sexologist Bill Wright, R-Holden, announced today that he remains firmly behind House Bill 363, a piece of legislation banning sex education in Utah’s public schools.

POSTED // Mar 7,2012 - Scientists who have been closely observing Willard “Mit” Romney on the campaign trail have isolated the mechanism responsible for his increasingly erratic behavior.

POSTED // Feb 29,2012 - It’s always a good idea to go straight to the horse’s mouth when any politician says he is just following orders ...

POSTED // Feb 22,2012 - The new Olympic Exploratory Committee has promised to pull out all the stops to bring the 2022 Winter Games back to Salt Lake City.

POSTED // Feb 15,2012 - My former missionary companion Mit Romney’s latest gaffe may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

POSTED // Feb 8,2012 - What Mit Romney lacks in ability, he more than makes up for in enthusiasm during his show-stopping song, “I’m Glad to Be a Rich Man” ...

POSTED // Jan 25,2012 - The very first person who has stepped forward to forgive West Valley City Mayor Mike Winder is the multitalented Richard Burwash himself.

POSTED // Jan 18,2012 - It’s been a privilege to be a member of the Mascot Nomenclature Working Group, a panel of distinguished alumni, prominent community leaders and ...