POSTED // Aug 8,2012 - Almost overlooked at the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day last week was a small but vocal contingent of chickens.

POSTED // Aug 1,2012 - It is a disturbing sight to see: row upon row, stack upon stack, pile upon pile of cuddly teddy bears looking very despondent despite the bobbing multicolored balloons tethered to their furry little paws.

POSTED // Jul 25,2012 - You see George W. Bush on TV now, and you wonder: Was this guy really president of the United States for eight years?

POSTED // Jul 18,2012 - All of a sudden, the sleek little creature with short legs and shifty eyes was sitting next to my chair, nudging my leg with its shiny and surprisingly sharp snout.

POSTED // Jul 11,2012 - Two things happened recently that are certain to revolutionize human thought forever. The second event occurred right here in Utah and is destined to transform the entire realm of ethical discourse.

POSTED // Jul 3,2012 - Ignore the slight inaccuracy as to the exact date of our magical night of lights and paradise. I think WebFireworks.com has it just about right.

POSTED // Jun 27,2012 - Please, please, Mia, please stay home. Don’t go to Tampa and speak at the Republican convention in August.

POSTED // Jun 20,2012 - I’ve kept my close friend Mit Romney’s biggest secret for a very long time, but now that he’s come clean about his unusual boyhood, I feel free to provide some details about the many years he spent alone in the woods.

POSTED // Jun 13,2012 - Job offers from all over the world are pouring in for Carl Wimmer, according to his agent, Richard Burwash.

POSTED // Jun 6,2012 - Recently, The New York Times ran a front-page story with the headline “Innovations That Will Change Your Tomorrow.” Many readers were frankly skeptical that these amazing innovations were in the works.