POSTED // Sep 12,2012 - Where’s Uncle Orrin? He hasn’t been seen for a very long time, and rumors are swirling about where he might be, or even if he still is, as in still alive.

POSTED // Sep 5,2012 - “Without a word, he joined me and started helpfully plucking clothes from around the room and folding them. By the time Mit(t) left, not only did I feel welcome, my laundry was done.”

POSTED // Aug 29,2012 - At what was billed as Willard “Mit” Romney’s “Mormon Coming Out Party,” the newly ordained Republican presidential nominee solidified his birther credentials by producing his celestial birth certificate.

POSTED // Aug 22,2012 - Never saw it coming. One minute, Mia and I are thick as thieves, snug as two bugs in a rug, soul mates and eternal companions.

POSTED // Aug 15,2012 - These days, it’s hard for me and my old missionary companion, Willard “Mit” Romney, to spend some good quality time together.

POSTED // Aug 8,2012 - Almost overlooked at the Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day last week was a small but vocal contingent of chickens.

POSTED // Aug 1,2012 - It is a disturbing sight to see: row upon row, stack upon stack, pile upon pile of cuddly teddy bears looking very despondent despite the bobbing multicolored balloons tethered to their furry little paws.

POSTED // Jul 25,2012 - You see George W. Bush on TV now, and you wonder: Was this guy really president of the United States for eight years?

POSTED // Jul 18,2012 - All of a sudden, the sleek little creature with short legs and shifty eyes was sitting next to my chair, nudging my leg with its shiny and surprisingly sharp snout.

POSTED // Jul 11,2012 - Two things happened recently that are certain to revolutionize human thought forever. The second event occurred right here in Utah and is destined to transform the entire realm of ethical discourse.