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Blinded By the Light

Despite the noise and danger, people love their fireworks

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jul 31,2013 - Modern fireworks are a bore. They start out loud and big and keep bursting and booming until they fall silent, like some berserk monster that has roared and snarled itself into exhaustion.

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Bike Tykes

Studies show cyclists are spoiled babies

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jul 24,2013 - Recently, the matter of bicyclists obeying laws of the road has come to the fore. On one side are Salt Lake City law-enforcement officials ...

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Yakkity Yak

People got drama & don’t care who knows it

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jul 17,2013 - The two women, approximately age 40, dressed in standard-issue black tights, were sitting so close to me that I caught the not-unpleasant scent of post-workout ...

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Spin Doctor

U's Chris Hill (kinda) sorry about scandal

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jul 10,2013 - or the past week or so, “Dr.” Chris Hill, Athletic Director and Special Assistant to the President, has been highly visible on the University of Utah campus ...

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Put Up or Shut Up

There's no place in Utah for dissenters

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jul 3,2013 - Today, we are pleased to have with us LeGrand J. Pratt, President and Presiding Elder of F.U.F.U. As everyone in Utah now knows, Mr. Pratt has been busy as a bee the past week or so, appearing on local media,

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Sacrificial Glam

They Shoot Virgins, Don't They?

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jun 26,2013 - The ridicule that rained down on Miss Utah for botching “the final answer” in the recent Miss USA beauty pageant is surely one of the most extreme cases of...

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A New Man

John Swallow scurries to repair his image

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jun 19,2013 - Visitors strolling past the embattled Attorney General’s Office last Thursday at approximately 12:07 p.m. heard a collective groan and much gnashing of teeth behind the wooden door with its ornately carved Great Seal of the State of Utah. Inside, Mr. Swallow’s handlers were huddling before the TV, watching their boss attempting to deny the rapidly accumulating charges of corruption.

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New Knockers

Plastic surgery popular with young moms

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jun 12,2013 - I cannot recommend highly enough an article in this month’s Salt Lake Magazine. It is a very educational piece on the popularity of plastic surgery among a certain segment of the Utah populace ...

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Bush League

Dubya gets intimate with SLC

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jun 5,2013 - All of the former president’s talents were on display last week at Zions Bank’s 12th Annual Trade & Business conference.

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No Sympathy for the Devil

Booting demons not just a Catholic thing

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // May 29,2013 - At least the gent didn’t barf green stuff all over the pontiff’s white cassock. I’m referring, of course, to the exorcism Pope Francis performed last Sunday after a Vatican mass.
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