POSTED // Dec 24,2012 - Stay out of coffee shops. That’s my Christmas message this year, inspired by the recent report that a fumble-fingered customer at a local coffee emporium was showing off his handgun ...

POSTED // Dec 19,2012 - The Brigham City Council is gearing up for a heated confrontation tomorrow on the matter of the honorable Dennis Fife, the present mayor, erstwhile adulterer and excommunicated Mormon bishop.

POSTED // Dec 12,2012 - It’s been a while since I’ve checked in with God. He’s particularly busy at this time of year, but in my experience, he appears to have all the time in the world ...

POSTED // Dec 6,2012 - Considerable doubt exists as to whether Christmas will be coming to Utah this year, now that experts from all fields of endeavor have come to the conclusion that this will be The Year Without Winter.

POSTED // Nov 28,2012 - What about Bill? That’s the big question now that Hillary is gearing up for the 2016 presidential race.

POSTED // Nov 21,2012 - It’s easy enough to see why General Petraeus threw it all away for a slap and tickle with Paula Broadwell, the bosomy push-up specialist and breathless biographer.

POSTED // Nov 14,2012 - Q.: Is this the end of the so-called Mormon Moment? A.: Historians will point to the nomination of Mr. Romney as the apex of the Mormon Moment ...

POSTED // Nov 7,2012 - As the election season comes to a close, mental-health professionals around the country are preparing for an onslaught of disturbed citizens.

POSTED // Oct 31,2012 - It has long been accepted by Biblical scholars that Mr. Meat Loaf, famous for his Bat Out of Hell trilogy, was one of the beasts St. John the Divine had in mind in his Book of Revelation.

POSTED // Oct 24,2012 - I wasn’t at all surprised when Mit(t)’s oldest boy got on the radio last week and started talking like a tough guy. For a long time now, Mit(t)’s No. 1 son has been itching for a fight ...