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Hear Them Roar

This year’s elections are a breakthrough for women, crazy or otherwise.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Nov 10,2010 - Was 2010 really the “Year of the Woman?” All of the political pundits and prognosticators told us it would be, and now that the mid-term elections are behind us...

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Pass the Plates

After decades serving hungry relatives, the original Book of Mormon is returned.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Nov 3,2010 - Salt Lake City—Historian Richard L. Bushman wants “to bring the Gold Plates out of hiding.”

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Death Becomes Us

Skeleton costumes and decorations make the undead feel welcome.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Oct 27,2010 - Why are there now more skeletons than jack-o’-lanterns? My neighborhood, in particular, looks like a killing field, with skeletons in various stages of dismemberment ...

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Jiffy Almighty

God explains why Boyd Packer, Carl Paladino and Leviticus are clueless.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Oct 20,2010 - When people start talking about what God thinks, you know it’s time to go right to the horse’s mouth and talk to God himself, or herself, or itself, or themselves—God, as we know fro

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Travels With Mit

The erstwhile Romney searches for resonance in modern America.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Oct 13,2010 - Mit was fit to be tied. “No one pays attention to me anymore! What do I have to do to get my face out there—paint my toenails and walk naked through Temple Square?”

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Salivating Over Salacious

Gary Herbert finds a new word to chide his opponent and excite his supporters.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Oct 6,2010 - Maybe the agitated accidental governor wanted to use a word such as “fallacious,” or “malicious,” but instead got brain wires crossed, or fell victim to the Bush Syndrome ...

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The Iron Rod Doctrine

Changing a label may cure homosexuality.

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Sep 29,2010 - It may have gone unnoticed by the public at large, but the sermon preached by Brother Keith B. McMullin of the Presiding Bishopric ...

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Gary the Good

Need integrity? Use the 'Utah Defense.'

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Sep 22,2010 - Already the authoritative Dictionary of Ancient and Modern Defenses has updated its entry on the Utah Defense ...

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Driving Miss Hillary

What if Clinton had won in 2008?

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Sep 15,2010 - When Hillary Clinton is elected president (in 2016, or maybe 2012), the first person she’ll thank is sexy nonagenarian Betty White ...

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Innovations R Us

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Sep 8,2010 - The first thing the baby-faced Dean of Disruptive Innovation, Elder Clark Gilbert, did when he arrived for a sit-down interview was to drop trou and moon the entire City Weekly staff. “Betcha
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