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Sunday Funday

City Creek gives out free stuff on Sunday

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 29,2012 - Responding to universal criticism about shutting down stores on Sundays in City Creek, Mormon leaders announced today a new “honor system” policy ...

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Dogged Attack

The Candidate can't escape his canine assailants

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 21,2012 - Due to a series of disconcerting incidents involving dogs, the Secret Service is now keeping canines of all breeds at least 100 yards from the Candidate.

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Waiting Game

Bill Wright wants to delay couples from doing it

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 14,2012 - Noted sexologist Bill Wright, R-Holden, announced today that he remains firmly behind House Bill 363, a piece of legislation banning sex education in Utah’s public schools.

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Mitty vs. Antimitty

Romney's personas on collision course

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Mar 7,2012 - Scientists who have been closely observing Willard “Mit” Romney on the campaign trail have isolated the mechanism responsible for his increasingly erratic behavior.

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God's Honest Truth

The Boss Upstairs on misguided Orrin Hatch

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 29,2012 - It’s always a good idea to go straight to the horse’s mouth when any politician says he is just following orders ...

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Olympic Legacy

Gang back together again for 2022

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 22,2012 - The new Olympic Exploratory Committee has promised to pull out all the stops to bring the 2022 Winter Games back to Salt Lake City.

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Final Straw

Romney insists he's 'not a Christian'

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 15,2012 - My former missionary companion Mit Romney’s latest gaffe may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

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Wealthy Man

Romney's hit musical, Doggy on the Roof

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Feb 8,2012 - What Mit Romney lacks in ability, he more than makes up for in enthusiasm during his show-stopping song, “I’m Glad to Be a Rich Man” ...

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Hug It Out

Winder & Burwash make up

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 25,2012 - The very first person who has stepped forward to forgive West Valley City Mayor Mike Winder is the multitalented Richard Burwash himself.

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Goooo Mormons!

Search for new U team name

By D.P. Sorensen
POSTED // Jan 18,2012 - It’s been a privilege to be a member of the Mascot Nomenclature Working Group, a panel of distinguished alumni, prominent community leaders and ...
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