POSTED // Jun 19,2013 - Visitors strolling past the embattled Attorney General’s Office last Thursday at approximately 12:07 p.m. heard a collective groan and much gnashing of teeth behind the wooden door with its ornately carved Great Seal of the State of Utah. Inside, Mr. Swallow’s handlers were huddling before the TV, watching their boss attempting to deny the rapidly accumulating charges of corruption.

POSTED // Jun 12,2013 - I cannot recommend highly enough an article in this month’s Salt Lake Magazine. It is a very educational piece on the popularity of plastic surgery among a certain segment of the Utah populace ...

POSTED // Jun 5,2013 - All of the former president’s talents were on display last week at Zions Bank’s 12th Annual Trade & Business conference.

POSTED // May 29,2013 - At least the gent didn’t barf green stuff all over the pontiff’s white cassock. I’m referring, of course, to the exorcism Pope Francis performed last Sunday after a Vatican mass.

POSTED // May 22,2013 - Mark Shurtleff and his manservant John Swallow are giving golfers a bad name. You’ve been reading about how the two distinguished public officials enjoyed lavish weekends at a posh golf resort ...

POSTED // May 15,2013 - Mayor Ralph Becker has a bold new plan to regain the widespread popular support he’s squandered the past couple of years with various boneheaded projects ...

POSTED // May 8,2013 - The statuesque young tennis player was ironing her clothes in the nude. Tennis legend and noted lesbian Martina Navratilova told her to go get a towel or put on a robe.

POSTED // May 1,2013 - Last week, the five members of the most exclusive club in the universe, Living Presidents, assembled to celebrate the over-the-top shrine to the most embarrassing person ever to occupy the White House.

POSTED // Apr 24,2013 - A long time ago on a campus not that far away, we would sometimes catch a glimpse of a slight, bespectacled fellow going from building to building ...

POSTED // Apr 17,2013 - I am but a simple scribe, just one amongst a host of scribes who toil anonymously deep in the bowels of the Ministry of Truth.