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Bra Busters Scientists Jelena Jensen, Zoe Britton, Lexxi Tyler
and others perform the valuable public service of testing undergarments
in high-stress conditions for premature breakage—the story that
Consumer Reports dared not touch! Or cup. (PeachDVD.com) |
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Fatal Rescue Steve Guttenberg (!) stars in the oxymoronically
titled tale of a child in a well—and only a firefighter (Guttenberg)
can save him! Or not, as the name implies. Hey, he went to the police
academy, not the firefighter academy. (WellGoUSA.com) |
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Fear the Forest A group of pretty college kids venture in the
woods for the weekend, having somehow not seen the previous 500 movies
about what happens to pretty college kids in the woods. This time,
they’re terrorized by Bigfoot. (FearTheForest.com) |
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Forest of Death In an Asian forest presumably uninhabited by
Bigfoot, a detective and a TV reporter work to uncover the truth behind
a series of murders of pretty college kids. Here’s an idea: Stay outta
the damned woods already! (Image-Entertainment.com) |
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The Spirit The Spirit fights crime and delivers hushed
monologues in the animated City while hot babes (including Eva Mendes,
Scarlett Johansson, Paz Vega and Stana Katic) help/hinder him. Dumb,
but at least it’s not in The Forest. (Lionsgate.com) |