8. “The Genitorturer”
7. “Glenn Beck’s Overton Widowmaker%uFFFD”
6. “Roman-Catholic Candles”
5. “Adam Lambert’s Fab of July Anal Sparklers”
4. “StumpMaster 5000”
3. “Baby’s First M-80”
2. “Mr. Tabby’s Cat-tastrophe”
1. “Magik Snake” app for iPhone and Android