As you stumble upon any of the 10 artfully adorned pianos downtown as part of the UMOCA-sponsored Play Me, I’m Yours installation, please resist the urge to play "Chopsticks" or "Heart & Soul."
If you don't sound this good:
... Then try this: Close your eyes and cock your head. Start playing just the black piano keys slowly and contemplatively, as though you are some kind of profound, New Agey musical genius who just rolled into town for the arts fest. You've got till June 30 (that's when the exhibit moves on) to make your debut. Don't forget to put your groovy performance up on the Play Me, I'm Yours website.