Nikki & Sara Live (MTV) Series Debut: Seems like anything The Only TV Column That Matters™ actually likes and recommends on MTV these days gets instantaneously cancelled; recent pick Underemployed was banished to Saturday nights midway through its first season and probably won’t be seen again. Which is why I shouldn’t tell you to watch Nikki & Sara Live, MTV’s new weekly late-night series—believe it or not, the net’s first since The Jon Stewart Show in 1995—starring comics Nikki Glaser and Sara Shaefer, based on their funny-as-hell podcast You Had to Be There. So, don’t (but do).
Happy Endings (ABC) Back-to-Back New Episodes: The good news is you get a double-shot of Happy Endings on Tuesdays; the bad news is that this means Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 is cancelled and we’ll run out of Happy Endings even quicker now. So, watch it hard while you can.
Justified & Archer (FX) Not only do you get to watch the excellent FX drama Justified for free on the big screen at Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West; 21+) at 8 p.m. Tuesdays, you also now get new episodes of the even excellent-er FX comedy Archer at 9 p.m., courtesy of True TV and Brewvies. You’re welcome.
Also new tonight:
NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Vegas (CBS); Betty’s White’s Off Their Rockers, Go On (NBC); Raising Hope, New Girl, The Mindy Project (Fox); Hart of Dixie, Emily Owens M.D. (The CW); Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game (ABC Family); Top Gear (History); The Burn With Jeff Ross (Comedy Central); Storage Wars Texas, Southie Rules (A&E); The Ultimate Fighter (FX); Snooki & Jwoww (MTV); Dance Moms (Lifetime); Total Blackout, Face Off (Syfy); The Joe Schmo Show (Spike); Real Husbands of Hollywood (BET); The Bad Girls Club (Oxygen); Cougar Town (TBS)