The People’s Choice Awards (CBS) The only entertainment-trophy show that matters (suck it, Golden Globes snobs), once again hosted by Blondie McBoobs from the Big Bang Theory. Since you’re people, you already know who’s going to win, right?
Stars in Danger: The High Dive (Fox) Special: Would you believe, two hours of “stars” (including Jwoww, Terrell Owens and Alexandra Paul) in a high-dive competition? WT fuck? Apparently, no one at Fox planned for those pesky weeks between The X Factor and American Idol.
Also new tonight:
The Middle, The Neighbors, Modern Family, Suburgatory, Nashville (ABC); Whitney, Guys With Kids, Law & Order: SVU, Chicago Fire (NBC); WWE Main Event (Ion); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); Amish Mafia, Moonshiners (Discovery); Barter Kings (A&E); Top Chef (Bravo); The Soup, Love You Mean It With Whitney Cummings (E!); American Horror Story (FX)