Burn Notice (USA) 2-Hour Fall Premiere: Season 6 of Yelling In Sunglasses returns with Mike, Fiona, Sam and … Jesse? Still? … punching, shooting and exploding their way out of Panama after being double-crossed and left for dead by bastard people. Since Burn Notice has just been picked up for another season next year, probably safe to say they’ll make it—even if Mike “misses the flight.” But really, there’s no reason not to finally kill off Jesse in the process. Just thinkin’ out loud here.
Parks & Recreation (NBC) Not only does tonight mark the return of Jean-Ralphio (Entertainment 720! Bring that shit back!), but also a guest appearance by Jonathan Banks—aka the late Mike from Breaking Bad—as Ben’s dad. As the promo below indicates, Parks & Recreation is the only comedy on NBC tonight; Tivo accordingly.
Also new tonight:
Last Resort, Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal (ABC); The Big Bang Theory, Two & a Half Men, Person of Interest, Elementary (CBS); The Voice, The Office, Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC); The X Factor, Glee (Fox); The Vampire Diaries, Beauty & The Beast (The CW); The Real Housewives of Miami (Bravo); Beyond Scared Straight (A&E); Impact Wrestling (Spike); Jersey Shore (MTV); Childrens Hospital, NTSF:SD:SUV (Adult Swim); It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Brand X With Russell Brand, Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell (FX); Reality Show, Dave’s Old Porn (Showtime)