Election Night 2012 (Most Channels) Yes, True TV will still be presenting Sons of Anarchy on the big screen at Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West, 21+) tonight at 8 p.m., even though the rest of the evening there will be wall-to-wall election coverage from CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, Animal Planet, HGTV or whatever. Me, I’m predicting a GOPocalypse, a complete Republican sweep of Utah and—get your controlled substance of choice ready, hippies—Mitt Romney winning the presidency. Best case scenario, this will be a glorious return to the Reagan era, which produced great bands like Black Flag, Dead Kennedys and hundreds more, not to mention excellent screen entertainment like Red Dawn, They Live!, Knight Rider and Air Wolf. Worst case, it’ll be a repeat of the Dubya years: Black-Eyed Peas, Linkin Park, Meet the Fockers, Napoleon Dynamite, American Idol, The Osbournes, etc. Clear eyes, full Tivos, can’t lose, ’Merica.
Also new tonight:
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report (Comedy Central); Total Blackout, Viral Video Showdown (Syfy); Ink Master, Tattoo Nightmares (Spike); Underemployed (MTV); Covert Affairs (USA)