Supernatural (The CW) Season Premiere: New night! When last we left the Winchester Bros., they’d beaten down evil Dick Roman (heh) and the evil-er Leviathan. However, it earned Dean a free trip to Purgatory, while Sam stayed topside and, apparently, has started a new life with a cute veterinarian (is there any other kind on TV?). Now, Dean’s back and new demon business be callin,’ which will once again piss off Crowley. Hey, I said new night, not new storylines.
Presidential Debate (Most Channels) Mitt Romney takes on Barack Obama in the Thrilla In Vanilla! The belts and Domestic Policy are on the line, yo!
South Park (Comedy Central) South Park takes on obesity, stupidity and Honey Boo Boo. In other words, it's the most important television of the night. Courage.
Also new tonight:
The Middle, The Neighbors (ABC); Survivor (CBS); Animal Practice, Guys With Kids (NBC); The X Factor (Fox); Oh Sit! (The CW); American Hoggers (A&E); Toy Hunter (Travel); Ghost Hunters, Paranormal Witness (Syfy); Life After Top Chef (Bravo); Auction Hunters (Spike); Key & Peele (Comedy Central); The Soup (E!)