Raising Hope (Fox) Season Premiere: In the Season 3 opener, Sabrina is set to get her tiny hands on an inheritance from her just-dead granny (guest star Tippi Hedren)—but wouldn’t ya know it? There’s a wacky catch … not to mention Melanie Griffith.
Hart of Dixie (The CW) Season Premiere: The most idiotic new series of 2011 is back—congratulations, Rachel Bilson! In case you need reminding, she’s, like, a doctor and stuff. But she also has feelings! And throbbing genitals. So, that’s the show …
Sons of Anarchy (FX) We’re back in the theater and on the big screen this week, SAMCRO pledges -- Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West; 21+), 8 p.m., free, get there early. How are Jax & Co. going to deal with last Tuesday’s tragic events? Violently, of course—and look, there’s Ashley Tisdale as a bike ‘ho!
Also new tonight:
Dancing With the Stars, Private Practice (ABC); NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Vegas (CBS); Ben & Kate, New Girl, The Mindy Project (Fox); The Voice, Go On, Parenthood (NBC); My Family Recipe Rocks! (KSL 5); The Next (The CW); Flipping Out (Bravo); 19 Kids & Counting, Abby & Brittany (TLC); Face Off, Hot Set (Syfy); Teen Mom: Farewell Special (MTV); Brickleberry, Tosh.O (Comedy Central); Giuliana & Bill (E!); Bomb Girls (Reelz)