Big Brother (CBS) Season Premiere: What season is this? 114? But! There’s a twist this time: Of the 16 pretty idiots, er, contestants, four are returnees from previous seasons! And they’re competing for a separate prize! This will be the most exciting edition of The Glass House -- er, Big Brother -- ever. Every cast member who’s a bartender, raise your hand!
The Real L Word, Polyamory: Married & Dating (Showtime) Season Premiere, Series Debut: The “real” lesbians who are only slightly less gorgeous than their fictionalized The L Word counterparts are back—with East Coast/West Coast Dra-ma! Right after, it’s the debut of Polyamory: Married & Dating, a reality series about (again, pretty) people who “share their hearts, as well as their beds.” Awww …
Men at Work (TBS) Season Finale: Danny Masterson’s lame-o bro-com is over … but it’ll be back for Season 2. Sorry.
Also new tonight:
Duets, Wipeout, Rookie Blue (ABC); Take Me Out, The Choice (Fox); Saving Hope, Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC); The First 48, Cajun Justice (A&E); Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding, Kathy (Bravo); Property Wars, Auction Kings, Swamp People (History); Awkward, Snooki & Jwoww (MTV); Men at Work (TBS); Burn Notice, Suits (USA); Anger Management, Wilfred, Louie, Brand X (FX)