The Voice (NBC) Season Finale: America’s next musical footnote is crowned! After tonight, The Voice will likely move back to the fall to compete against Fox’s X Factor and get the hell away from the American Idol juggernaut. Related: Can you name last year’s Voice winner? Or last year’s X Factor winner? No, you can’t. Unrelated: Christina Aguilera’s tits will be getting their own spin-off series on Bravo! The music biz is fine, just fine …
Last Man Standing (ABC) Season/Series Finale: It’s also the last laugh-track standing on ABC, an ongoing mistake sure to be corrected in a week or so when the network puts this dog down for good. Note to Tim Allen: Consider a debauched guest arc on Californication; it’ll do wonders for the career.
New Girl (Fox) Season Finale: Read all about it in True TV (Item 2).
Also new tonight:
Cougar Town, Dancing With the Stars, Private Practice (ABC); NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Unforgettable (CBS); Glee (Fox); 90210, The L.A. Complex (The CW); 16 & Pregnant, Savage U (MTV); The Little Couple (TLC); The Real Housewives of Orange County (Bravo); Chopped (Food Network); Guiliana & Bill (Style); Dance Moms: Miami, Love For Sail (Lifetime); The Deadliest Catch, The Devil’s Ride (Discovery); Fact or Faked, Dream Machines (Syfy)